What it do baby boo?!?!

so this is Joey Crack reporting live from the front line of......nothing. Just so you all know I have been on hiatus for no reason other than I've been too lazy to write another one. I dont like just writing things cause my life is not that interesting, but Ill think of finding a picture or inappropriate survey to take and then posting it after Im done speaking cause a picture/survey says a thousand words. Unless the survey is only 459 words and then it only says 459 words, but the picture is still at 1000. I got lazy the second time around and didnt write out the word for 1000, but then I spelled 2nd out like the word so i guess I saved some then wasted some. Not to mention the effort wasted on this sentence. I have been trying to figure out what I want to do more in life, be sexy, or be cool, and I realized just recently that when I keep it real, I am both sexy AND cool cause keeping it real is the only way to go. K.I.R. as I like to say. So all you corny cats out there are having a bad influence on me cause you know that being corny and not caring is the most gangsta way to keep it real. I know I talk a lot, but I mean it when I say I can't find it in me to be corny. My friends think I will change when my situation changes, but I still think I'm gonna be a man's man. It's in my green blood to be this way. Im not hating on how other people do it cause its working better for them in most cases how they do it, than its workin for me doin it the way I do right now, but that doesnt matter. I just made like 0 sense but it's all good. Like I said. K.I.R.

I have one shoutout this time and it's for my no-longer-co-manager Shane Oh. He left the game at the peak of his, but many props for leavin with your head up bro. Always got yo back. Peace.
::end shoutouts::

I have been in Brenton withdrawal these past few days. Im not gonna deny it (KIR). Everyone says they're happy for him and shit. Whatever. I want that son of a bitch back. Call me selfish, I don't care. Ill be the selfish one with his friend back in town! Hahaha jk Brent, Im happy you goin over there, seein my people, watchin how we live and gettin to know how you can please me even more ;).

Im gonna make up questions to a quiz since I cant find any worthy of putting on here (ie Im too lazy to look)

Do You Keep it Real?

1) How many times have you cried in the past month?
Grown men don't cry....but I do, cause I keep it real. 3 weeks ago. That's right. But not really, cause I don't lie either.

2) Do you ever say corny things or speak like a woman?
Hell no! I keep myself real at all times by being a man cause thats what God made me to be! Plus I sound like an ugly woman.

3) Do you own any films that you found in the "Romantic Comedy" section?
Only the good ones, like Love Actually cause it makes women AND men laugh. Plus you get to see the sexiest Kim Bauer ever.

4) Have you ever wanted to cry tears of joy when you saw someone do something amazing?
Not until F/U/G. And I almost did. What the F/U/G??

5) Do you regret any time you have kept it real ("When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong")?
To regret would not be real because regret is for poosees. Also, I heard regret makes your manhood shrink. But thats just what I heard

6) How many times have you been asked to keep it real?
I am never asked. I live it. Anyone who asks this of me does not know me and therefore does not command the proper respect from me. Plus no one is lame enough to ask this question of me.

7) Do you think making your own quiz is lame?
Probably, but after all my talk about being true and keepin shit real, I better stick to my guns and do what's necessary!

8) How many times more real is Brenton than you?
Let me count the ways....

9) How many times more real is Jack Bauer than you?
Only slightly less than Brenton.

10) Is the title of this blog keepin it real status?
Yes because Snoop Dee Oh Double Gee says that same thing to Nicole Schwerzingernator at the beginning of the Buttons video and EVERYTHING on that video keeps it on the real!

So that's that everyone I hope I did enough to show you how cool everyone I know is. Oh and dont forget to....yea you know what I mean.

Peaces