Awkward

Happy Birthday to my Dad!!! I love you Dad. I know you don't read this, but Im damn proud of you, and for all that you have given and sacrificed for me and your other sons and daughters. God bless you with long life and all that good stuff from now on!

My dad is hella funny. I called him and told him about how I went to the IHOP on University for the first time since he took me there the morning I moved in my freshman year of college, and he was like "wow, that's weird.....I bet I'll die now today, thanks" hahahaha. I was kinda like wtf, because it was so morbid but it made me laugh really hard. Good one dad.

I'm excited though now because I don't have a COMPLETELY empty Easter weekend. My dad is sponsoring someone for Confirmation the night of the Easter vigil, so he's probably gonna grab me on his way down there and we'll go to that mass together, hang out for a bit with his sponsee (??) and then he's finna roll home. So now I just need to find something to do for Easter day. Anyone got plans? wanna make some? hohk. Hit me up. Yea. do it. do it.

So have you ever wanted to say something soooo bad, but thought that it would be too awkward if you actually did? I have. It sucks. It's like having something to say, but knowing it will be too awkward if you actually do. That was a bad example. Anyway yea, in place of saying what I wanted to say, I hung out last night with a bunch of people who said awkward things and didn't care whether it was awkward or not. Awkward...bombs dropped everywhere. So good. Mel woke up first this morning, but no one really witnessed it so it's not a for sure. He's a sly bastard.

Some kids should stay at home. There were kids at McDonalds makin fun of us old fogies last night and I wanted to tell them to take their emo asses home, give their baby sisters' pants back and cry themselves to sleep. Instead I just laughed at one whose big nose and bad peach fuzz shit stain on his face were only made worse by the fact that he was throwing his head around to his "half rap, half rock" collection. Man, people don't beat their kids enough. And I'm white but I gotta agree with Asians, Blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Native Americans, and all the other races that dont fear their children. What the hell happened to a little punishment for a crime? Why are kids getting time outs all the time? I mean I got time outs, but I spent mine contemplating how to sit so the least painful part of my ass from my spanking was sitting on the ground. Whatever, Im not agreeing with beating your children, Im just saying they need to be beat every now and then.

I'm tired of blogging now, sorry for the crappy one, just sayin what I had to say, except that one awkward thing. But that's cause it's awkward...do I even remember what it is? not really sure. Anyway, have good weekend men and ladies. Peace and Love to you all.