"You always double down on 11 baby!"

So today me and my roommates had an appointment with the leasing office to renew our lease and I was getting all psyched cause I was gonna try and hustle the guy. I was feeling bad cause I went to confession today and then I was like "shoot I need to make up a story to help lower our rent" and then I called my mom and told her I was gonna renew the lease and try and hustle him, and she straight up says "Yea that's fair, but don't make up any stories now!" Man if thats not a sign I dont know what is. But it turned out ok. We went to the leasing office at 3 like I told the guy, Tony. And he didn't show up until 330. We were kinda pissed cause one of my roommates had class at 4, and another was skipping class to be there, but anyway we got in there and I talked to him and he told me some crap about how that was below market value, which was a lie cause we pay way more than market value, but basically we got him to lower the original quote, so that was cool.
I thought about acting all gangsta towards him, and my roommate said I should bust some Godfather shit on him, you know, shake him down, bust his balls or something. But I just pointed at my shock of red puffy hair and said "IRA is probably better". So I started brushing up on my Irish accent, which sucks and sounds more scottish, but most people can't tell the difference anyway. I don't have a bat, but if I did I would have taken it. That would have been worth it, just seeing the guy's face.
My roommate Michelle is makin a video for a presentation she's giving to the class, and she's starring me as Steve Erwin, the Crocodile Hunter. But not really him, cause Im supposed to be playing some German scientist who did something cool, and I'm not hunting crocs at all. Instead Im going to be very very cautious around some plastic turtles. Should be fun. It involves me running around aldrich making a fool of myself, so no I wont tell you when we're filming cause I know you will come out to watch and laugh.
I want to give a quick shoutout to my bro Stephen, it's his 15th birthday today, and I still need to call him cause he leaves for school well before I wake up. Anyway, props to those of you who give me comments, esp if I write these things just for you *cough*. At least Im not giving a gift like Van Gogh does. Hahaha.
I was just wondering......what color would a smurf turn if you choked one? That sounds morbid, but me and a friend are always saying we will choke each other. Bu what if my friend was a smurf? are they already deprived of oxygen? would she not be nearly as hurt if I was choking her cause she's already blue? Interesting questions we will never know the answers to. If only those smurfs would tell us....
On the topic of cartoons, why do superheroes wear spandex? many people say cause baggy clothing would hinder them. I think that's any excuse cause if they are "super" they wouldnt need to worry about their clothes. I think that most of them are repressed homosexuals. Everyone says it's ironic that superheroes can save the world but cant keep a normal relationship alive, I say that's cause they arent attracted to the girl at all. They just cant say "I'm gay" and save the world at the same time. For some reason that can't happen. I don't know, that seems like yet another interesting point of discussion.
But this is getting too random. I should stop. There is plenty here to comment on now *hint hint* (ok stop doing that Joe, GP gets the message). Hope you all have a good monday, whats left of it, and a blessed evening.
-your friendly neighborhood smurf-choker