Theres a clamor and you're whispering!
There's something about sitting on a leather couch without a shirt that reminds me of.....yea it doesn't remind me of anything, Im just sitting on my couch without a shirt. I'm really glad I don't have work today cause that makes the rest of my day a whole lot less active and hence better. I might head over to the Lab or something later but for now I'm content to just sit and watch the Tour de France. It is one exciting event, even if it's just biking. All the british commentators getting into it. And the fans on the road. I want to see it once at least. That would be fun.
Im not sure what else there is to do today. I might go to the meeting tonight, I might go to hang out with some friends. I don't know yet. I feel like I have a lot more than a day off though. Which is cool. Does anyone have any ideas? well everyone who reads this will tell me to go to the meeting tonight. So I guess I'll do that. I want to watch Transformers. Should I do that?
Question: Does having a laptop on your lap really decrease a man's fertility?
Cause if it does I am so screwed. I've had it on my lap all morning. Am I killing potential Einsteins and Martin Luther King Jrs? I doubt it cause Im not Jewish or African American. That also makes me wonder if Kathy Bernabe is killing potential Mother Teresas or Eleanor Roosevelts cause she had her "lappy" on her "tummy". I don't think she is doing that either cause shes not Indian or a horse. And yes, I know Mother Teresa was not Indian, and Ms Roosevelt was not a horse. It's only a metaphor. Or is it a simile? I don't remember. But be warned women, you may be killing your limited supply of eggs by spending your time online talking to people you dont need to. But don't take my word for it. I'm no doctor.
I'm talking to Ms Yee Yun and she got me all excited about eating a burger for lunch. And not like a Del Classic Burger. I mean a serious burger. So Im gonna go to TK I think. Mmmm. Thanks Jill!
I am done posting. I nominated this post for most boring in life. So vote by leaving a comment. Let me know how lame I am hahahaha. Just kidding. Have a good Tuesday everyone! take care!
2 Comments:
dude it's true about the laptop.
protect your family jewels.
the word on the street is that you missed the meeting aka you were up to some SEXY activities if you know what i'm saying. haha cya soon sonnnnnnnnnnn, much love and prayers!
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